Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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