why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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