I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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