your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
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