I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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