butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Randomize
