Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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