You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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