I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
We got so high we made milksteak
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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