they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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