yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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