I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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