he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
The air taste purple.
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