weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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