I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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