he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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