Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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