Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
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