I don't think brook has ever known best
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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