The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
