butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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