saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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