bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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