I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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