i permit you to call me
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
PANTIES FOUND
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