i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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