Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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