question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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