weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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