Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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