Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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