I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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