u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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