So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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