So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
is this the sara with the beer cane?
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I just blew my weed a kiss
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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