idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
he thought i was a dude.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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