wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
Randomize
