Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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