...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Even my vagina gasped.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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