We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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