R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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