He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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