I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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