For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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