I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm gonna have a badass scar
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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