He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
He kissed a someone with a penis
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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