i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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