My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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