"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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