D3 body, D1 cock
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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