Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Please, let me fuck your mom
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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