So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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