I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
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Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
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