They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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