And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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